chatterbox

omg, watch this.  the better marriage blanket… to relieve couples of their partner’s smelly farts.

thedailywhat:

Things That Are Real of the Day: The Better Marriage Blanket fights flatulence molecules with Activated Carbon Fabric — the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons.

Suffice it to say, if this blanket doesn’t improve your marriage, nothing will.

[sully.]